The Upstream Independent Fiction Review
The whiskey tells me what to write.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Consistency: Not Mr Upstream's strongest point
Thursday, February 23, 2012
The greatest work of fiction, ever.
The first sentence of Delina Delany, by Amanda McKittrick Ros:
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Review: The Gateway (Harbinger of Doom Volume 1) by Glenn Thater
Friday, February 17, 2012
Reviews: 'Zombie' by Johnny Smith & 'Darkness Stalks the Night' by Bruce Blake
Thursday, September 22, 2011
The Weight of Blood (The Half-Orcs, Book 1) by David Dalglish
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
The Panama Laugh by Thomas S. Roche
Mr Upstream is back
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Queen of the Orcs Trilogy by Morgan Howell
Morgan Howell is not the author's real name. If Mr Upstream had had written this trilogy, he'd have changed his name as well.
Mr Upstream could give you a very detailed synopsis of each of the three books, and talk about the interesting correlations between Howell's orcs and various North American Indian tribes, but in the end all you really need to know is this: Read the first book to see how to bring to life a non-human sentient culture. Read the next two books to see how to make an utter hash of characterization and motivation of anyone without green skin or black teeth, and how to make readers frustrated beyond belief.
The human characters in books two and three weren't even cardboard. Cardboard is sturdier. It reminded Mr Upstrean a little of The Grapes of Wrath, where the Okies were lovingly, intricately detailed, and you really felt their humanity, but the California bosses were cheap die-cut villains.
Mr Upstream wanted to tear these books apart, but when it came down to it, Mr Upstream mostly just felt sad at the wasted potential of the books.
Mr Upstream is now going to lie down with a bottle of rye and cry himself to sleep.