Wednesday, May 10, 2006

The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown, Dan Brown's Wife, and some other crazies who won't see a penny



You've already read the book. Now let Mr Upstream tell you what you should think, as you obviously haven't got a clue judging by Dan Brown's bank account:

It's shite.

Mr Upstream couldn't care less about whether people think the Catholic church has been covering up some ultra-super-dooper-secret about the J-man and his followers. Mr Upstream was morally, spiritually and ethically offended by the cardboard characters, the grinding plot and the thoroughly wooden dialogue.

Repeat after me: This book sucks, and having Tom Hanks in the movie won't change that. Dan Brown should be flogged as poetic justice for what he does to words.

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